Known or unknown to the wearer, these are the things that your clothes are saying about you...be warned!
The Bow tie: The Bow tie is the pierced eyebrow of the Republican Party. Nothing says I'm here to party but will slit your throat if you adversely affect my political career like a bow tie.
The Tommy Bahama Shirt says two things: 1. I make over 100k a year, take your long sleeved shirt/tie and kiss my expanding ass! 2. I'm impotent but comfortable.
Ed Hardy Shirt/Pants/Hat/Anything: I just pounded 4 red bull vodkas, watched some UFC and now I wanna hit the club and rub my cock against some girl with fake boobs...also I live with my parents until my club promotion gig takes off.
Push-up Bra: Yeah I like to show off my boobs, but I'll kick your ass if you look at them!...Unless you buy me a drink...
Speedo: I could wear another bathing suit, but I side more with the Europeans both in politics and dress so enjoy my package.
Sweatshirt tied around the waist: Ha! My ass is fat but you can't tell because of the sweatshirt that is blocking it! My deception has won and now I will find the man of my dreams!
Under Armor in a non-athletic setting: I workout, look I'm wearing Under Armor so it has to be true.
Under Armor in a Non-Professional Athletic Setting: I'm better at this than you. I have the gear and as soon as I step to the plate for our co-ed interoffice softball game, I'm bringing the thunder, learn it, know it.
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